We recently had the amazing opportunity to check out the debut album , “The Horrors Of Adulting, via Punkerton Records, from Florida melodic punk rock band, Lot Lizards.

You can listen to “The Horrors Of Adulting” on Spotify Here and Apple Music Here

“The Horrors Of Adulting “, from Lot Lizards, is an absolute melodic triumph that doesn’t let for a second. High energy punk perfection.

Blending explosive energy, sharp lyricism, and a healthy dose of existential dread, The Horrors of Adulting is a 12-track punk rock blitz that covers everything from self-destruction (“Surprise Party”) to moral fatigue (“Good Intentions”) and escapist daydreams (“Great Escapes”).

Our first full-length record, The Horrors of Adulting, is about exactly what it sounds like,” says frontman Jon Barnes. “Being an adult is shitty most of the time. We were so fucking stupid for wanting it so bad when we were younger. If we only knew what a pain in the ass it would be…”

The album —while injecting a fresh urgency and Southern grit.

“The Horrors Of Adulting “, from Lot Lizards, is overflowing with punk rock goodness. However, if we had to pick our favorite song, it would without question be “Explosive Heart Syndrome “. Lot Lizards hit a punk rock home run with this song .

“Explosive Heart Syndrome “ is a fast paced high energy punk rock masterpiece that can’t be ignored.

Lot Lizards—(Jon Barnes (vocals/guitar), Alex Trellu (bass/vocals), and Mikey Henk (drums) are a band who represent everything that is good about punk rock . You owe it to your punk rock loving heart to check out “The Horrors Of Adulting “ from Lot Lizards

UPCOMING TOUR DATES

8/1/25 Pinellas Ale Works – St Petersburg, FL

8/2/25 Oscura – Bradenton , FL

8/15/25 Crowbar – Tampa, FL

9/27/25 The Orpheum – Tampa, FL